Friday, May 29, 2009

Honest opinion

Steve Lyons is terrible.

Go blue.

Saturday, May 23, 2009


Who wants to get a pool going on how many games the Dodgers win by taking a walk off walk?

I must say this though...

When a team wins by taking a walk off walk, they ARE the better team that day. I don't care what anyone says. When you can sit there, bottom of 9 or 10 or 11, and you have bases loaded and can stare down 4 pitches out of the zone, you deserve to win. And when you are a pitcher who is in that same situation and can't get the ball over the plate, you deserve to lose.

Go Blue. F the Angels.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Looking good, boys! Looking good!

These guys are really looking great this season. Here's the thing though...

Why are all of the faces not showing up to play? Furcal, Ramirez, Martin...they all, well, 2/3 of them are having pretty shitty seasons. Furcal, 7 errors so far? SEVEN?! As a short stop this is really not acceptable but he is Raffy so we deal. Martin? Come on dude. What happened? I postulate he has the curse of Alyssa Milano. Somehow, someway, she cursed him just like all the other ball players she has cursed. Even the hint of a rumor can curse a player. Also, she modeled Giants gear. For shame...

and Ramirez....

We won't talk about him right now.

Although, we should take the 8 million we are saving during his suspension and give it straight to this man...

That's right. As the EPSN crew call him, Slappy McPopup is kicking major ass right now. Stelaing bases, getting on base, scoring runs, playing the outfield....he deserves to keep playing when Manny comes back if he keeps this up.

My dad puts it best...
"We don't need no stinking dopers!"

And it's true.

Keep rolling, best team in baseball.



Friday, May 15, 2009

Been a few days...

Love picking up 2 of 3 off the World Champs!! These road games are MAJOR, mainly because we have to prove to MLB that we can win outside of our division and this is a good start. A sweep would have been great but this is good. Onto Florida for some deep sea fishin'!!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

In the words of my father...


Too true.

Great show today for Stults. Dude is really stepping up to the rubber and impressing some people. Great job, guy.


PS, Matt Kemp still deserves a Gold Glove.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

One question blog...

Why in the world is James McDonald a professional pitcher?

Say it ain't so Mr. Ramirez...

LA times reports today that Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and will be suspended for 50 games, starting immediately.

Canseco called it.

I am not really worried, although every LA hater in the world is going to be all over this thing so be ready to get on the defense. But don't defend Manny. He uses drugs, he's a dumbass. Defend THE DODGERS. Defend the team. Defend guys like Matt Kemp and James Loney who are now going to have to really step up their games and fill that hole in the line up.

We don't NEED Manny. It helps having him but these kids are ball players and this will in no way crush the Dodgers.

I am disappointed in you, Manny. You better have kept that shit out of the clubhouse. These kids don't need it.

Go Blue...

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Blogs and headaches don't go together

But I figured I owed you one.

First off, can we get a round of applause for the 11-0 record at home?


Thank you very much.

Can I also get a round of applause for Hong Chi Kuo being unable to pitch? Now I don't like that he had to get hurt to be off the roster but that dude was really making things difficult for the rest of the team. How many games did he blow? I witnessed at least three and that is about three too many for this early in the season.

Orlando Hudson is awesome.

Matt Kemp will win the gold glove.

Russell Martin needs a jump start.

That's it for now. This headache is killin me.

For the sweeeep!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

For a second there, I thought San Diego was going to be wearing paper bags back home

Had they walked in another game winning run I would have died crying laughing. Yes. Both.

Luckily Andre Ethier is a friggin animal and blasted a perfect base hit FTW.

Dodger 9-0 at home. BIG. HUGE. Also holding a very cushiony first place 4.5 games ahead of San Francisco.

Also, holding the best record in baseball tied only with the St. Louis Cardinals. Russell Martin is coming out of his little slump. It's a good thing too. I am glad he is getting it out of the way now rather than in the middle of August or September. Remember last season? Yikes.

Anyway, preparing for a long night of puppy diarrhea so I am making this brief.

See y'all tomorrow!

Friday, May 1, 2009


Well here, we are, another beautiful? day in California. It's raining here in Ventura County and we just had a SWEET Earthquake. USGS reports 4.4 out of Westlake. I wonder how much Vin will talk about it...let's find out shall we?

"Clay, you gotta do something about your beard. It looks like you're wearing a baby bonnet and the beard is the ribbon holding it on." -Mother Miller

This section is reserved for Jake Peavy commentary. First entry....
Fuck that dude.


This is going to be a very boring game...

Yes. This game is boring as hell...

If Matt Kemp keeps this up someone might give him a gold glove.

Back to the boredom...

Yea, screw this game. I'm gonna fall asleep eventually so I might as well just go.